Things I’ve fished out of the Toilet

  • Eden’s tooth brush – Eden
  • This little piggy book – Eden
  • My comb – Honor
  • Honor’s favorite dog, twice – Honor
  • Honor’s shoes, both of them – Honor
  • My barette – Honor
  • Toy car – Honor
  • toy lizard – Honor
  • numerous socks – Honor
  • burts bees skin cream – Honor
  • an orange balloon – Honor
  • a plastic spoon – Honor
  • Eden’s toy lipstick – Honor
  • the lid to the “scooby makeup” – Honor
  • Honor’s bottle – Honor
  • my brand new tooth brush – Honor
  • My glasses – Honor
  • My comb – Honor
  • a waffle – Honor
  • another pair of socks – Honor
  • a graham cracker – Honor
  • a bath tub toy – Honor
  • the tooth brush holder, thankfully empty – Honor
  • a vacuum attachment – Honor
  • Eden’s red tee shirt – Honor
  • a bottle of lotion – Honor
  • a wash cloth – Honor
  • a toy drill – Honor
  • mardi gras beads – Honor
  • a hanger – Honor
  • HONOR
  • an empty toliet paper roll – ?????
  • a teddy bear – Honor
  • Honor’s clutched fist, in it a raisin. He got mad at me for prying the raisin out of his dripping hand, he wanted to eat it.
  • a wash cloth (pulled out by the plumber) – Honor
  • ANOTHER wash cloth, luckily caught before it was flushed – Honor
  • a whole roll two whole rolls three whole rolls four whole rolls of toilet paper – Honor
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