Crap bag
Jim’s quote of the week
spoken to the mean lady at the hospital and every mean person thereafter.
“GET A HAT FOR YOUR MOUTH CRAP BAG!!”
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January 22nd, 2005 at 8:19 pm
Want to hear something funny? Not TWO days ago, some strange lady stopped her car as I was crossing a small parking lot to enter a building and called out to me that “My little baby needs a hat!” It was twenty degrees outside and he was wearing a DOWN SNOW SUIT. His hood was down because we’d just been sitting in a hot car for a while and he was getting too warm.
She was trying to say it nicely and all, but all I could think was, “You wanna piece of this, Lady? You wanna piece of this kid? You can be his mama for a day–and your day starts at 5am!” Ha!