I am the Booger Picking queen.

Go ahead, try it. Search google. Type in “booger picking” Who do you see in the #2 spot? That’s right, you can say it, I am the queen!!!

My sister will be jealous as she has been the booger picking queen for quite some time. Many an old person in this town has seen my sister pick her boogers while waiting at a red light. Many a wall, in her younger years, has been smeared with her viscous, green goo. I’m sorry dear sister, you have lost your title. After all, I come up #2 on google for booger picking. What can I say?

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One Response to “I am the Booger Picking queen.”

  1. jorge

    Not really. No.

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